Iris the unicorn girl had been peacefully grazing in an idyllic meadow when suddenly a man came storming up to her. He was a gruff, unpleasant looking fellow with a scruffy beard and tattered clothes.
“Hey you, you’re one of them magic unicorn types, right? Well, use your damn magical phone sex on me!” The man rudely demanded, jabbing a finger in her direction.
Iris looked at him with her liquid violet eyes, shocked at his rudeness. “Excuse me? I don’t typically just use my magic for anyone who demands it.”
“Oh, don’t be a shit about it,” the man growled. “I’m in a tight spot and need some magic to get me out of it. Now hurry up and cast a spell or something.”
Iris sighed, but decided to humor him. She whispered an incantation under her breath. Glowing, swirling colors emanated from her spiraling horn. They enveloped the man, who began shaking and writhing as his clothes vanished.
To his shock, the man found himself transformed. His cock and balls had shrunk to a tiny size. His asshole had stretched open, quivering and exposed. Iris smiled mysteriously.
“There, I’ve ‘used my magic’ on you, just as you demanded. But I gave you the kind of magic you really needed,” she said.
“I needed my cock and balls shrunken and my asshole gaping open?! What the fuck is this shit?” The man yelled furiously, trying in vain to cover himself. His penis was now about the size of a baby carrot.
“You were incredibly rude and ungrateful. So I decided to give you a dose of humility,” Iris stated coolly. “I shrunk your manhood to match the small size of your human decency.”
“Well I’ll be… What am I supposed to do now?” The man sputtered, gesturing to his miniaturized genitals.
“I’d suggest being more polite and respectful to magical beings in the future,” Iris said. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have important unicorn business to attend to.” She pranced away, swishing her lustrous tail.
The man was left standing there in the meadow, his junk shriveled and his asshole lewdly exposed. He had never felt so ashamed or degraded. Iris’ magic had given him much more than he bargained for.
As he slunk away to hide his mortifying situation, the man vowed to never be so boorish again. Iris had taught him a hard lesson about the disrespecting of magical phone sex creatures, in a most humiliating and emasculating fashion.
